For shoiryu, who asked me to write "something that makes you think of me".

Domestic Bliss

If you will fetch the milk, my dear,
and I will cook the soup,
If you can mop the floors, my love,
and I will sweep the stoop,
If you will wear the ring, my heart,
and I will twist the facts,
We can leave this boy's bright blood
to be licked up by the cats.

Title: Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Lying
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 10,039
Rating: PG
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Warnings: Author is white, able-bodied, cisgender, and European.
Content Advisory: Slightly creepy?
Disclaimer: B'long Christopher Nolan not me.
Summary: I am writing about Eames. Basically. There is no point.

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Anymoose, I haven't done one of these in a while, so-- CHILDISH IMMATURE PARABLE TIME, with thanks to Andy Zaltzman's amazing forray into romance literature this week on The Bugle:
A fiercely fierce (but not at all gay) sun beat down on Eli Roth's swimming pool as he peeled open another package of soiled fangirl panties and wiped his sweaty, manly ( Read more... )